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Something unappatizing/stupid. Afterall, who wants a muffin made of ears?
You did WHAT?! God, your such an ear muffin.
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That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench
“Immediately after picking up my earring off the ground, Taekia said she hoped she hadn’t any ear cum on her fingers”
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Slang term for Labia minora.
When working for a private ambulance company a woman in a psych ward had come up to my partner and I and asked who she should talk to if she had a problem with some of the other residents. I then asked why she wanted to file a complaint and she said "They cut off my Vagina ears."
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"they cut off my vagina ears."
Synonyms include but may not be limited to Vagina Ears Labia minora Beef Curtains Roast Beef Flaps pussy lips
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Cold-weather ear band for the fierce and funny here in Minnesota and nearby northern "Heartland" States. Expression utilized when the wind chill dips into below-Siberian-winter levels.
Commonly shouted about in this manner: "It's cold as hell outside!! Don't forget to put on your ear brassiere!" (Which was a typical quote from this writer's salty and sassy Scorpio mother, whose pseudonym would rightly be: LadyDayFan.)
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Cockney rhyming slang for beer
Bloak: you up for havin' a few pigs mate?
Yank: naw dude, i'm married.
Bloak: "pigs" you wanker! pig's ear = beer! get it?
Yank: o yeah, haggis all around! haha.
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When gibberish sounds like Japanese instead. Usually happens after watching anime in Japanese for a prolonged period of time. Goes away after a day or two.
Person 1: Blah blah blah blah blah
Person 2: Sorry, I can't understand you. I have otaku ear.
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