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Used to tell someone to fuck off
*Everyone on the block in bobs driveway blasting country music and drinking PBR*
Neighbor joe: bob remember when u backed your dually into Nancy’s mailbox and blamed it on Rick
Neighbor Nancy: When was this?!
Bob: get off my grass joe
Neighbor rick: So that’s why Nancy doesn’t talk to my wife anymore... hmm *takes a swig of PBR*
the act of shaving a females pubic region as foreplay prior to her first encounter of sexual intercourse.
i went out grass cutting cherry popping last night
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(n.) The neighbor you must avoid at all costs. A real penis. A real peice of work. A Grass field grabbler is usually a stay at home parent who must yell at children since they have nothing else to do. They strike when you least expect it and grabble children up, never to be seen again. They are also very much despised by the other neighbors, but unfortunately, these people usually stay the longest. Neighborhood Karens are ususally Grass field grabblers.
kid1: "You know that real butthole stinky face on the corner?"
kid2: "Mrs Johnson?"
Kid 1: "Yeah, she's a real grass field grabbler, interacting with her is like repeatedly stepping on a lego, I ride my bike 15 extra minutes around the neighborhood on my way home from school just to avoid that bitch."
Kid 2: "Same here, I hope she moves away"
kid 1: "Never."
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Not dissimilar to a people without a history.
A People without a history is like wind on the Buffalo grass. - Siouz nation proverb
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Origin: Stoner: When the bowl is ash on top and you flip it over so its green.
Bro 1: Bro, that's harsh.
Bro 2: Bro, the grass is always greener.
Bro 3: dooooppppppeeee
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When a man loves a woman, he tells that bitch to shave.
No osama in the pants!
Bitch please, get it before the grass grows
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The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.
Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.
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