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Original band from the Bay Area, CA.
You check out the Morning Donovan Show this weekend?
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you know that noise you just have to make when you wake up in the morning. It is is often accompanied by a yawn.
Fred: "Hey, why couldn't you have done that last night?"
Wilma: "What?"
Fred: "Have something nearly as powerful as that morning gasm"
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When your fresh shaved nuts grow back hair making yur nuggets extra spiky and prickly. Often stabbing you in the dick.
Oh shit! My morning star just stabbed my dick! *grabs balls to reposition them*
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When a man masturbates up until almost ejaculating, slowly wakes up his gf/wife, yells "Morning!" and blows his load in her eyes. She'll be seeing stars all morning.
"So I heard Joe gave gave Suzzy some Morning Stars the other day, haven't heard from him since..."
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morning wood? forget that. i had an effing morning forest!
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The worst kind of morning breath. That ain't no morning BREATH!, that's morning BEAST!!
Damn! That lady has some BAD Morning Beast!!
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The bright light comming from the sky that blinds you in your intoxicated state when you realize you stayed up way too late.
I hate comming out of a bar to the morning sun at 6am
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