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Noun used for trolls, e-bullies, and the like, whose sole purpose online is to harass, intimidate, and upset other Internet users on social networking sites (such as Twitter and Facebook), message boards, forums or even comments on news articles. Most likely frustrated pre-teens and middle-aged adults with a computer in Mom's basement. The goal of the Internet Brave seems to be twofold: to bring a user or users to tears and to scare said users off the Internet. However, well-seasoned Internet users will know that the Internet Brave use the Internet as they are incapable of being brave in the real world. The term can be used as a singular or plural description.
User: I love my boyfriend!
Internet Brave: I hope he kills you in your sleep, you worthless piece of ****! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User: I don't even know you! Why would you say such a thing?!?!?
Internet Brave: Because no one cares about you!!! So go cry, stupid *****!!!
User: :'(
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How well people take to you in chat rooms, forums, myspace, twitter, facebook, youtube etc.
Often affected by the number of people who are your friends on these sites. (or in the case of Youtube, "subscribers" and twitter, "followers")
These figures however are often contradictory to the amount of friends people have in real life as the internet is anonymous, hence your internet appeal is separate to your real life appeal.
Internet appeal is also affected by how much of a douche you are on the internet. If you flame, it can lead to people starting a class action to officially remove you from the internet and all its associated communities (xbox live etc) and or the local McDonald's restaurants where you steal Wifi from, you poor flamer.
Person 1: *Sends friend request to Person 2*
~ 3 hours later ~
Person 2: *Accepts*
Person 1: Internet appeal +1
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When an avid user of the internet, goes through more than two days of internet deprivation.
The internet is often associated with computers, BUT it does not have to be! It can be internet access from any video game console such as Xbox 360, PlayStation, and Nintendo Wii. Browsing music on iTunes and usage of various apps on the iPhone/iPod Touch also involves access to the internet. Even the use of your cellphone for things other than phone calls is internet!!
Symptoms may include: impatience, rudeness, bitchitude, snappiness, distress, feeling empty inside, delusion, anger, stress, violence, yelling, being an asshole, or even betrayal to those around you.
(Rick is sitting in the corner of his house mindlessly staring into space, shivering.)
Steve: Yo Bob what is up with Rick??
Bob: He was late on his payment for internet and cell phone so they stopped services for him and it's been like two weeks...
(Steve walks towards Rick and attempts to comfort him.)
Rick: BACK THE FUCK OFF!!
(Steve steps back)
Steve: WHOA!! He is having an epic case of Internet Withdrawal!!
Bob: Yah dude, he needs some time alone. Let's bounce.
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n. An internet coolguy is often annoying and extremely disrespectful on the internet, but hilarious. Internet coolguys don't play by the rules, piss off internet toughguys, and use the internet for one thing and one thing only: to make other people feel worse about themselves. The internet coolguy will ask you questions about your personal life in order to feel out how important the internet is to you. Upon discovering significant importance, the internet coolguy will proceed to call you derogatory and hateful names until you either cry, get mad, fight back, or report them. The only way to defeat an internet coolguy is to either ignore him (no matter how difficult) or come to realize just how funny he actually is.
internet victim: "I'm on the phone with xBox support right now reporting your gamertag."
internet coolguy: "You think I care? Do you have any idea how many people have reported me? Tell ya what, call the person on the phone a fag too for me. And then tell them how much of a pussy you are for being a little tattle-tale."
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1.a girl that flirts with all the guys in the internet and in person does nothing and is quite
2.a girl that plays with guys mind on the internet
3. a monique
yo i was so getting at this internet hoe but when i met her in real life she was so quite it was a turn off
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An internet girl is actually a man because girls do not exist on the internet.
Alexk51: I am a girl
YourKidTastedGood: No, there is no such thing as an Internet Girl you lying bastard!
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lol/lolz = laugh out loud
1337 = see leet
rofl/rotfl = rolling on the floor laughing
stfu = shut the f*ck up
stmfhub = shut the motherf*cking h*ll up bi*ch
g2g/gtg = got to go
omg = oh my god
wtf? = what the f*ck
wtfwt = what the f*ck was that?
meh = tch
wth = what the heck/what the h*ll
fps = frames per second/ first person shooter
zomg = over used version of omg
haha = haha
gth = go to h*ll
lmao = laughing my a*s off
lmfao = laughing my f*cking a*s off
hacker = someone who cheats
haxer = hacker
u = you
ur = your
4 = for
2 = to
noob = a beginner or someone who is not good
nub = noob
kick = remove
ban = permanently remove
lemme = let me
dunno = dont know
sometin = something
p*ssy = sex
... = ok, i dont really care
g4u = good for you
ferst = first
CS = Good first person shooter
These all i can think of on the top of my head,
The 11yr old CS playa
A game of cs with internet lingo in use
person 1 Dude, wtf?
person 2 stfu noob
person 1 haxer
person 2 lol im 2 good 4 u
person 1 gth haxer
person 2 lmfao why don't you ban me b*tch
person 1 GRRRRRRRRR
person 2 rotfl ur just a nub
person 1 lemme show u sometin
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 2 OMFG YOUR JUST A STUPID HA-person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
Person 2 has left the server
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