Mateo potato's anctient shoe that hit the roof
that was a MASSIVE shoe roof jimmy, that caused an insane amount of collateral damage we are not going to be able to sell the house.
Something that is comfortable, practical, and really stupid and/or ugly.
"I know this Snuggie is totally grandma's shoes, but I'm tired of my arms getting cold when I say that I'm reading but am actually watching Netflix all day."
when you empty a bean bag out on a floor, preferibly a corridoor, so all the little polystyrene balls go every were, then you and your mates take one shoe of then take turns curling you shoes up the corridoor to see who getts closest to a cup.
basically like ice curling but with shoes.
ITS NICHE !!!
The other moring when i was pissed out of my dick, i burnt a hole in a bean bag by acciedent, and i had an apiphany to play curling on my corridoor. i called it SHOE CURLING
One who is addicted and/or obsessed with shoes.
One who is a collector and has amassed a good collection of shoes - this would need to exceed at least a dozen.
I saw this beautiful pair of shoes that I just need to buy, even if I just bought three pairs in the last week. I'm such a shoe fiend! - ZZHenkel
Dog poo on pavements or found virtually anywhere that hasn't been picked up by the dog owner.
Oh no! What's that weird smell in the car.... and then you look down and realise that you've trodden in shoe fudge and it's all over the accelerator pedal.
Some one who is obsessed with making shoes
What are your favourite hobbies? I love making shoes, I'm a real shoe monger
Idk, but as I think about it, it could be a way to say dirty condom. :))
"See you in hell, you stupid ass dick shoe!" - Domplays