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japanese dagger

The sexual habit of substituting a kitchen knife or dagger, for a dildo, and using it for self pleasure. It’s dangerous but worth it

“ I just caught Stainer performing the Japanese dagger

by Bibby cheese November 8, 2023


Japanese finger docking

When 2 guys put there dicks in either end of a japanese finger trap

Little Johnny asked his buddy if he wanted to go to his room and perform japanese finger docking

by MrP1972 January 6, 2021


Two Japanese Dairy Cows

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima 🐮 and Nagasaki 🐮 into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs. Just for the record, Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.

A biological miracle; two Japanese dairy cows have been milked for decades.

by O. W. Tongueincheek November 10, 2024


Japanese Monopoly

When a drag queen defecates on your chest during intercourse.

Jonathan requested that Lady Petra perform a Japanese Monopoly on him whilst he lay on his back

by katsuwhiterice October 28, 2021


Japanese brandy snap

When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face

That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps

by Colin Warnock January 3, 2012


Japanese style raincoat graphitti

A style of graphitti using fat tipped markers or crayon streakers typically found in urban areas that are consistently inhabited such as dive bar restrooms and transit stations.

Ben- yo my boy Dolan got that japanese style raincoat graphitti goin' on!

by Typical wonderful February 2, 2022


Japanese mud mask

The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time

My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask

by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 27, 2023