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he has a massive you know what brobaly bigger than big chunngis no one know exactly how big its actuly is but its bigger than most things
thatsa jerry alright
A cute boy that may be single but still talks to the ladies. Jerry can be short but can carry a big package in his pants.
Allison: Hey you see Jerry over there
Halie: Yeah he is really cute
Allison: I was at his house and he carries a package
Halie: What do you mean
Allison: Just go to his house and you will know what I mean
A Jerry is a funny guy! Totally and completely loyal, well traveled, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything, and a blast to be around. You have a friend for life with a Jerry, but do NOT piss a Jerry off. He can whoop some ass. It's hard to not love a Jerry. A Jerry can throw some wicked parties, is usually the life of the party, and knows everyone, and makes friends with anyone. A Jerry is picky about who he opens up to though. A Jerry is the total package.
Never cross or betray a Jerry, it’ll be a regret of a lifetime.
Dude 1: Who is that guy whooping everyone's asses like a Jerry?
Perfection in a nutshell. Tank at history and with the ladies. His 12-inch schlong isn't the only throbbing pink giant in the room. He has a warm, caring heart that is a magnet.
I need to get my life in order and pull a jerry
The clown that sits on the back of the ice cream truck and kidnaps obese kids.