Rural Dictionary

Kick A Donkey

To take a poop. The act of pooping. To deficate, preferably in a toilet or what some call a comode. Often times, this has a much larger connotation implying that the poop was not small or easily done, but rather large and perhaps difficult to procure, sometimes even painful.

Often times shortened to 'Kick a D' or 'Deuce.' Also see drop a deuce.

That mexican food tore me up last night. I woke up and had to kick a donkey!

by micahdehn December 14, 2007

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boss kick

Boss Kick - Instructions

Step 1. Find a good opponent facing your direction.

Step 2. Run like a mad man towards him/her.

Step 3. Depending on your height, jump at him feet first from about 3 1/2 feet away, closer for shorter people.

Step 4. Plant feet comfortably on opponents face, preferably across the forehead and bridge of nose.

Step 5. Push.

Step 6. If all goes well, you should have performed an impressive boss kick. If not, you are either on the ground in front of opponent, or you got grabbed in mid-air and are in the bushes. In either case, get up and run.

P.S. It is considered rude to be boss kicked in the face. Not for your parents dinner parties.

watch it pal, or im gonna Boss Kick you in the face!
umm, what?
Read the instructions. *KICK*

by Cloak_N_Dagger August 1, 2005

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Kick dog

A small annoying dog that nips at your feet or is bothersome until you kick it away

Look at that little kick dog

by Bakert6734 July 28, 2013

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Low-Kick

1) v. To KO an opponent in a fighting game with persistent attacking of the lower extremities, via kicks. Often times used only as a last resort in a close battle, where much is on the line.

2) v. To finish any task in a quick and unfair manner in order to prove your unwarranted pride.

1) Brian: " FUCK! i had your health all the way down and all you did was crouch and Low-Kick me, you bastard."
Jasen: "You're just upset 'cause you lost."

2) "Dude, i was sick of trying to flirt with her all night to get laid, so i just pulled a Low-Kick and slipped her a roofie."

by JTRjackal June 20, 2009

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