nasty lad

A dirty, wet mop of man, often wearing soiled undergarments, with a propensity for producing smells more commonly associated with cheese.

I say, it smells as though a nasty lad squeezed a hot beefy in here, eh what?

vlad the lad

someone epic, (usually putin) who is also a communist

omg, vlad the lad is making our life a hell again! oh well!