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A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.
Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?
English for...
1. a horrible, skeffing, mank, who rekons they are the shit, when in actual fact they are nothing more than just a peice of shit.
2.a male charver (or chav as you southerners might say)
3.a way to greet male or butch females in a friendly manner (as long as they are your mates, if not prepare to be pounded on)
1. you are a fucking rank billy lad mate!
2. ere mate look at the billy lad ower there with his fuckin tinnies! why aye man!
3. areet billy lad, long time nee see. you areet like hew?
Lads and Cunts
I’m loving this FA cup final. I hope the lads beat the cunts; I’ve supported them all my life. Ultimately it’s immaterial who wins, it’s just a victory for the beautiful game that is “lads and cunts”, the UK’s national sport.
A dirty, wet mop of man, often wearing soiled undergarments, with a propensity for producing smells more commonly associated with cheese.
I say, it smells as though a nasty lad squeezed a hot beefy in here, eh what?
A term used on the WeCricket Discord as a reaction Lord Shardul making someone spontaneously combust.
FFS Lads, Lord Shardul's made another one spontaneously combust again!