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The kind of lesbians that you see in the porn movies.
The good looking ones, that look like women.
Not the ones that look like men.
Look, good looking girls walking hand in hand – they got to be official lesbians.
Despite my heterosexual status as a female, if an attractive woman were to come on to me I would happily oblige.
John: Damn Carrie looks so hot in that mini skirt right now.
Daniel : Five bucks says you won't even go over there and talk to her.
John: Whatever man.. Donna what do you think would you tap that?
Donna: oh yeah she's hot . Would lesbian
When a person you have been dating tries to gradually move you in with them with out your knowledge. Unlike the traditional lesbian, where your second date involves a u-haul, in the reverse lesbian, your boyfriend or girlfriend nonchalantly invites you to keep more and more of your belongings at his or her place until you one day find you are living there out of convenience because it is where most of your stuff resides.
As in, "First he bought me a tooth brush. Next he gave me a drawer to 'store some things'. The next thing I knew he had pulled a reverse lesbian and I was paying half his rent."
When a woman is so ugly no man can get an erection around her so she is forced to become a lesbian if she want to have sex.
She was always interested in guys, but she's so damn ugly no go would do her. That's when she became lesbian by proxy
The moment you look in the eyes of a female that you felt was a moment that turned into a glance. Like that point you’re in the club and you lock eyes with her and should know to keep it moving.
I saw a little mermaid once and the lesbian look we exchanged made me feel like we could live under the sea, but I love the sky !
A lesbian which is obsessed with crystals and spiritual things to .do with them
Crystal lesbian: wow you should really use this crystal to protect you from bad energy.
when a girl notices that another girl's nipples are erect
Amber: WTF!! Your nipples are hard!!!
Savannah: What? You got a problem with it?!? You totally gave a lesbian observation!