making sure you never forget a favor and making you pay back for many many years
Damn that hippie mark wont quit lobstering me for that food he bought me.
The act of eating the dry skin from a very red and sunburnt vagina.
"damn bro she was out on the beach all day, had to give her the ol' red lobster sand box.
a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order
Gary have you tried the red lobster yet.
yea I did it on Tuesday with john and the others.
Red Lobster is a rich man with connections with red skin and lots of the money.
Red Lobster: hey white boy you need mooney
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy
When you take a girl out on Tinder. Use over half of your Red Lobster Gift Card to take her all the way, but she requires a second date? Prolly not
Caleb, this bitch is trying to get an Ultimate feast on the 2nd date? The cheddar biscuit wasn't good enough for the 1st date or it would've been in a to go box. Red lobster gift card bitches be trippin
The kind of filth that takes disgusting mud baths in the dreary backwater hell-scape of Tennessee
Yo, did you see the pond lobster back there laying in that dried up lake?
Yeah, and it is about to rain too!
Figures. Damn pond lobsters...
Where your thighs and genitals turn bright red from long sustained exposure to EXTREME heat.
The last 2 weeks in India had temperatures around 114-117 degrees. I was outside for most of the day every day and it didn’t take long for the heat to give me a real lobster pocket!