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Mashing off

Masturbating with a flaccid penis

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.

by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018


Mulroe Mash

The act of sexual intercourse with your immediate family in order to preserve cultural superiority over inferior races of the world

Hey mom, you tryna Mulroe Mash tonight?

by Beefcake4789 December 28, 2017


The Monster mash

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.

I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

by Stinner July 6, 2018


African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 9, 2021


The Michigan Monster Mash

The Michigan Monster Mash happens once a year on Halloween night. It is a event where many people at a Halloween party get together in costumes and have a mass orgy. The best part of the Michigan Monster Mash is that everyone is in a costumes and no one knows who is who. So next Halloween go to a local part and do the mash ;)

The Michigan Monster Mash happened in Ann Arbor Michigan on Halloween night in 1999, and has happened ever year since.

by DR124 September 19, 2011


KF and mash

KFC

'90s slang used in japan, as the restaurant chain is very popular there.

Ruruna: lets celebrate our big win!
Naruru: KF and mash?

by MoonlightMaiden July 29, 2021


Mash pateese

Mashed patatoes with melted cheese. Yum yum

Jenny: do you want mash potatoes or Mac& cheese?
Sam:ummm, MASH PATEESE!

by hello_bye_556 July 31, 2016