Random
Source Code
Random
when your face is hella greasy for no reason and it just doesn't stop.
its like your face is almost melting even tho its not
The short girl had a bad case of McDonalds fries syndrome.
Do you have McDonalds fries syndrome Sammy.
A place where magical and intimate thing happen
Guy1: "it started as friendship but we ended up going to the McDonald's deep fryer in no time"
Guy2: *visibly salivating*
Just some plain old ice cream.Except it’s very rare to find!
Person 1:Yo let’s go to McDonald’s
Person 2:Sure dude
-When they get to McDonald’s-
McDonald’s Staff:Hello what would you like today
Person 1:Just some ice cream please
McDonalds Staff:Sorry the ice cream machine is broken
Person 2:Aw man I wanted that too how come I always can’t get McDonalds Ice Cream :(
John Thadeus McDonald is a interesting man. If you see this beast walking with a snap, be weary that's his Thad walk. Jack is the kinda dude that'll coach a youth football team with you even if you are stuck with a bunch of work anyway. He'll drive you around but he's not a chauffeur, he's an OL Savage, but even more than that, he's a friend. Overall John T. McDonald perseveres through every roast you smack him with. In the end Jack is a big ole boy who plays O Line but could debatably play tight end.
Oh hell no, fuck no! Thats the one and only John Thadeus McDonald himself!
When having a flat ass but your ass is as flat as a mcdonal's burger patty and we all know how thin those pattys are !
That ass is so flat shes got a mcdonalds burger ass
6👍 2👎
A big mac from mcdonalds in great britain. highly inferior to US bigmacs, leading most brits to think that mcdonalds is a god awful place, or poo. actually it IS a godawful place, but the burgers in america, well they are better
23👍 20👎
A fashionable haircut, typically with short sides and a longer top which is often permed.
Can I have a ‘meet me at McDonald’s’ barber sir.
14👍 12👎