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drunk enough to confuse a girl squirting in ur cup for your drink
I’m clear water mississippied right now bro.
The act of spitting your chewing tobacco into your woman’s butthole.
“How did it go last night?”
“Oh great, hank gave me a Mississippi spit in missy. Gotta hit the bathroom. Some kodiak is shooting out my back door.”
When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky
Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.
When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.
"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."
A thin chinstrap beard popular in the southeastern United States.
Why do all the dudes on Grindr sport Mississippi slickers?
A chinstrap beard popularized in the southeastern United States
Why do all the dudes on Grindr sport Mississippi slickers?
When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.
Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.