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Noun: Also Known as a Captain Morgan this person is Usually a Straight up Douche Bag And Refers to himself as the Captain in 3rd person and constantly does the Captain Morgan pose when he isn't Dating high schoolers or Reliving the Glory Days
I know, Right?? What a Capitano Morgan
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Morgan Fritz, you're a dumbshit and Urban Dictionary is reliable.
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Noun- A girl that can make anyone's day better just talking to them. Someone who really knows how to have fun and can always find the good in something unfortunate. Never a bad influence, always insightful, and has great advice. If you don't know her, you should get to know her. she's cute :) hahahahahahaha <333333
Morgan Nyman is great!
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the nickname 4 some fat dude i know who likes 2 drink and look at porn and has no life
Captain Morgan, put down the bottle and get your dick outta your hands
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The African-American version of Bob Saget
Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go see Cop Out!"
Guy 2: "I totally would but that movie as Tracy Morgan in it."
Guy 1: "What's wrong with that?"
Guy 2: "He's not funny!"
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when you give a girl a donkey punch and then stand on her in a captain morgan pose and cum on her
"so i heard Chris gave her a captain morgan?"
"o yeah he totally did"
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the most beautiful creature that has ever been created. She has the best personality and is quite friendly once you get to meet her. But.. don't get on her bad side. This beautiful blossom might seem nice on the outside but the inside she has a temper that will make valcanoes and tsunamis erupt. But she is the most loving, compassionate girlfriend anyone could possibly have. There can't be more than one Morgan Massaro in the whole world.
morgan massaro is beautiful.. duh
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