When you have hair long enough to resemble a mullet on your anus
Moniques freedom mullet was long enough we could braid it.
A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.
The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.
When a bar/restaurant has loads of party at the front, and serious diners at the back.
Dude, I was at Bia LIC last night, there was a total restaurant mullet going on. Ever seen a waiter having to mosh carrying soup?
Idiots who likes getting bottomed by pedo stashed, caterpillar eyebrowed little boys
Is he a mullet man?
Yes he is
person 1:Why do you have a mullet?
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn
1; A layered hairstyle
2; To have sexual intercourse with a mullet
1; Man, I really want a shag mullet
2; Man I really want to shag a mullet
White male with mullet, that overuses the n-word.
Mullet Monkey— don’t touch my truck you dumb n***er.