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Nobody wants to do anything it makes me angry. I’m so forgotten.
I still might need some help.
Hey, wow, thats sad that you clicked my name and checked out my defintion. People dont normally want the definition for'my car in need for speed underground'. but, because your a lonely asshole, you feel the need to bag on a defintion i made months ago at 3:00 A.M. But if it raises your confidence, by all means, feel free! Now i think you need to go buy a dinner for one at your local grocer, then jack off to good charlotte and linkin park.
but thank you for your time, assflap!
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When you're in dire need of more resources for an upcoming situation, eg. A night out that requires copious amounts of chemical stimulation.
Can also be used when you're in a situation where the females outnumber the males heavily.
Friend: Hey douche, we are going OUT tomorrow night and we are gonna hit it hard!
Me: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Man look at the pussy up in this place! We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.
The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.
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Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:
(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!
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I need to Blow my Load on some Titties
an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.
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What you say when you are REALLY drunk and found a little girl...
DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!