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Forcing the line of best fit of a graph through the origin (0,0). Widely discredited by the AQA exam board.
Will: You didn't just origin rape that graph did you? Amateur mistake! (Followed by a sex noise and or your mum joke)
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when he hits it from the back too hard and it hurt too much to bear and l he won’t stop, so it’s forced.
911: what’s your emergency
Her: my dad just bootyhole raped me without stopping
911: the fbi is coming
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When a midget runs up behind somebody, and wacks them in the head with their Oompa Loompa stick.
"How did Jessica die again?"
"Oh, she got Midget Raped."
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A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.
Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.
Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.
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a. going to a party and going beyonce on someone
b. dancing really sexy on someone so they will want to rape you
I totally rape shaked on that hot guy at the party last night.
OR
Please rape shake me hot stuff..i need some.
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To completely and epically annihilate and/or mutilate the opposing tangos (rakks from the video game borderlands)
Dude, you just rakk raped Peyton Manning all over the place!!
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Having something forcefully shoved up your dick hole.
The worst thing to ever exist.
Jimmy if you dont shut the fuck up about my dad leaving me, I'm going to penis rape you with a crowbar!
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