gun-spotting

the girl-perve version of boob-watch. basically rate the muscles of boys walking past, whilst keeping in mind what it would be like to have sex with them.

"let's go gun-spotting outside university halls to check out some fresh-gun-meat"

"shall we revise today?... nah let's go gun-spotting in Nando's"

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Spasm on the spot

Spam on the spot is a commonly used phrase to describe so idiotic children who attemp to cook 'edible' food in a class room.

Ema: Hey Grace, Molly, we've got technologyyyy...
Keira: What are we baking?..
Grace: Pasta bake with white sauce ;))
Molly: shut up grace
Keira: oh god we're gonna make a real spasm on the spot

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lucky spot

When all the fabric in your pants and underwear magically aline in such a way that it provides just enough grip on your penis that should you gen an erection, not only would it hide it, but also cause a little pleasure when moved.

I have one luck pair of underwear that always seems to find the lucky spot.

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Spot the Boon

Spot the boon is a game where the aim is to spot any boon within eyeshot. When a Boon is spotted the person needs to point and at the top of their voice shout BOON!

This person is then awarded 1 point.

If the person is not a full boon but a half boon then this must be stated in the shout.

This is a good game for holidays and beaches.

Person 1 - "Wanna play Spot the Boon?"

Person 2 - "Ok!!"

5 minutes pass, then a Boon walks into eyeline.

Person 1 - "BOON!!"

Person 2 - "Nice spot, 1 point"

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Spot Stalking

p.o.s. (n) The act of creepily driving behind someone as they walk to their car in order to get their parking space.

Girl (talking on phone walking slow):"So i can't believe Tom broke up with her, she totally gorge...oh shit I gotta go someone is spot stalking me. (speeds up to get to car)

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sour spot

sour spot refers to the rectum or vagina

hey girl why don't you go jog around the block let me get up in that sour spot when you get back
boy I been thinking about you all day I want you all up in my sour spot
I love it when you sit on my face get that sour spot in my mouth

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spot hawk

To follow an person walking to their car so that you may pounce upon the vacated parking spot

Man, I wasted 30 minutes at the mall trying to spot hawk so that I could get my bitch that cd for Christmas.

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