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Having a readily-available stress release when trapped in recurring, highly-tense situations, such as traffic jams or DMV lines.
Being nut soothed has the same effect of drinking hot coffee on a cold day, being distracted by good music or having a dog lick your face. It's not quite as dramatic as winning the lottery, being molested by your favorite porn star, or watching your football hero head-butt an annoying competitor, however.
"I am brain dead, stuck in traffic with rain. Nut soothed listening to Mahler's Symphony #2, "Resurrection" on the radio."
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A nut busted so hard and so thick you have none left.
Rachel made me deep nut last night from milking my prostate.
My sack is empty after that deep nut. Broke a sweat with that one.
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A Person Who Knows Something But is Hiding it for the Sake of their Friends.
"Wow Why is Liam acting Like A Nut tree? "
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When a male's ball sack becomes in contact with an area of cold air (less than 32 degrees F), they condense into a thinner package, known as the nut cookie. If a man has more than one ball sack, it becomes a package of nut cookies. If the ballsacks then reach a temperature lower than 10 degrees F, a reaction occurs that results in the formation of a nut cluster.
"Dude, when I was skiing, I forgot my underarmour leggings and baked a nut cookie."
"At least you don't have two ballsacks, I got a wopper of a nut cluster yesterday."
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When you nut in your gf and then your dad get pregnant.
Bob:Yo dude i think i just Quantom Nutted
Bobs clone: fuck dude
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adjective- 1:When a man feels like his scrotum is bigger than it really is. 2:When a man get a sudden burst of inexplicable courage to do something overly stupid.
If more people carried guns then the idiots with guns wouldn't feel so pump-nut!!!!
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Slug Nut
Two bushy eye brows that touch in the middle and look like two overtly hairy slugs going at it it like Roger Rabbit.
Raver #1: Check that cunt on the decks
going pure tonto, he's got some slug nut oan him.
Raver #2: Aye mate. They looks like they are about to pump gastropod stylee. Heavy slime.
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