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The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)
The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".
I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.
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A jerk with a crappy accoustic guitar who sits in a circle surrounded by other like-minded people playing the same crappy chord over and over and singing really bad home made lyrics, most commonly found on University Campus' and parks.
Guy 1: Aw dude another Circle Jerk.
Guy 2: When will he realize he sucks ass at guitar?
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a name for a person who does something stupid and deserves a kick in the face.
Why the fuck did you do that you jerk-face!
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The act of doing something so absurd, (smoking an electronic cigarette, getting a tattoo in your friends basement, spending all your money on drugs)that your friends only know how to label it by stating, "he's just jerk nation."
"Him and his electronic cigarette, totally jerk nation".
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Friend 1: Dude, this retard was driving all willy neely like. Pissed me off.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.
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1. A dino-sized jerk.
2. Being sexual aroused and pleasuring your-self to dinosaurs.
1. Some people on urban dictionary are jurassic jerks.
2. Everytime he watches Jurassic Park he locks himself in his room to jurassic jerk.
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just another slang term for either jerking yourself off, or getting a hand job.
Jon:yo man, so what'd you do with that girl last huh?
Jake: nuttin too special. just startin makin out and i got a little jerk-a-derk in my car. not too bad i guess.
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