x-girlfriend

1.Is a girl that gives you some even if you don't have that boyfriend/girlfriend label.
2.Still answers your booty calls with no questions asked and an easy YES.

1. "Bro,my x-girfriend went down on me right now." Joe says." Didn't you guys break up?"His friend says.
2. _____ I'm horny, can you come over? Yes. Ok great see you in a few. I still can get it from my x-girlfriend.

11👍 18👎

Inner Girlfriend

The sassy, street-dancing african-american girl lurking deep inside every suburbanite mom.

Where's Ashley? She went to a hip-hop dance class to find her inner girlfriend.

7👍 8👎

Quasi-girlfriend

A girl who has a boyfriend / husband who is not present in the physical that you date / have sex with / are in love with, until the boyfriend / husband returns.

Meghan was his quasi-girlfriend; She was only seeing him seriously until her boyfriend returned from Germany.

6👍 8👎

Girlfriend

Ownership of a women

Kyle: Hey do you have a girlfriend

Chad: Oh yeah, I’m trying to search for one right now

Kyle: I actually got mine off Craigslist the other day

1👍 15👎

girlfriends ass

Flat like pancakes 🥞

It’s easy to see the resemblance between pancakes and my girlfriends ass

3👍 4👎

gamer girlfriend

The holy grail of girlfriends you love her she loves you but will leave you for master chief in a second

(You) Playing Xbox with ma gamer girlfriend

(Your friend) you wish

(You) STOP JUDGING ME!!!

3👍 3👎

Boyfriend girlfriend

Most overrated annoying thing ever created. It should be bannished. Its the main reason for crimes

Boyfriend girlfriend😡👿😈

12👍 23👎