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The fighting capacity of the individual ninja is inversely proportionate to the number of similarly dressed shinobi present. Other wise known as the inverse law of ninjas.
The shinobi law of numbers says that all except one ninja will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.
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Heard in Sean Paul's song "Like Glue"; meaning a homosexual man.
"Still I got to stick to my girls like glue; And I man not play number two."
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Client Number Ten refers specifically to the unknown dope who rented Ashley Dupre right after Eliot Spitzer governated her in the name of the Great State of New York. In more common parlance, the term has come to refer to anyone getting another's sloppy seconds.
-Dude, I heard Henry's been hooking up with Valerie. I thought Tom was banging her.
--Dude, Henry cleans everyone's plate. Even his family calls him Client Number Ten.
-Shameless, that man.
--Werd.
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In the spirit of taking a "number one" or "number two," a number 7 is when you take a dump whilst crying hysterically.
Ralph: "I cried hysterically while I was taking a dump today"
Jim: "Wow, that's at least a number 7"
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Show no love. Love will get you killed.
What is rule number 5?
"Show no love, love will get you killed."
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1. Vaginal intercourse with an Asian prostitute, typically missionary style, in order to, if not tame the heathen, at least "soothe the savage beast" with the music of one's loins (not unlike a cricket in that regard). Named for the polite children's term differentiating the different excretory functions ("number one", as opposed to "number two").
2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
That whore was twisted. She posed like a baseball catcher and signalled with one finger between her legs to indicate "number one fuckie".
That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.
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There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet
Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-
Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.
Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?
Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.
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