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The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)
The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".
I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.
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A jerk with a crappy accoustic guitar who sits in a circle surrounded by other like-minded people playing the same crappy chord over and over and singing really bad home made lyrics, most commonly found on University Campus' and parks.
Guy 1: Aw dude another Circle Jerk.
Guy 2: When will he realize he sucks ass at guitar?
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a name for a person who does something stupid and deserves a kick in the face.
Why the fuck did you do that you jerk-face!
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just another slang term for either jerking yourself off, or getting a hand job.
Jon:yo man, so what'd you do with that girl last huh?
Jake: nuttin too special. just startin makin out and i got a little jerk-a-derk in my car. not too bad i guess.
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1. A dino-sized jerk.
2. Being sexual aroused and pleasuring your-self to dinosaurs.
1. Some people on urban dictionary are jurassic jerks.
2. Everytime he watches Jurassic Park he locks himself in his room to jurassic jerk.
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a pronoun double entendre:
1)One jerks off until they go blind and see nothing but white.
2)A Jerk who is Frosted under the influence of a mind altering substance
Everyone made it here but Devin, where is that Frosty Jerk?
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to make someone feel bad for you to induce them to do something.
"but mom it's time for me to grow up! i should be allowed to stay out after midnight!"
"but honey, you're so precious to me! i couldn't deal if something happened to you! i'd die!"
"-grumble- fine mom i'll be back at 11. i can't believe you would guilt jerk me like this!"
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