small town goggles

if you grow up in a small town, and since the number of available women is lower, the standards are also lower in women.

-small town man - "Dude, check out that chick. You should try to get on that."

-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"

-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."

-city man - "That explains it..."

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Small Dick Energy

When someone displays unattractive qualities like: toxic masculinity, cowardice, aggressiveness and other pitiful behavior.

For example: Insecure psychopath non-alpha male Leo Dottavio from the bachelorette reeks of small dick energy.

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Small Dick Energy

Emissions of toxic masculinity leaked from the bruised egos of micropenis hosts. (SDE)

Andrew Tate has a serious case of Small Dick Energy.

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small talk

A polite way of saying sex.

A way of saying sex that sounds polite but insinuates really dirty, filthy sex.

Person 1) Where did you disappear to during the party last night?

Person 2) Oh, I just went and made small talk all night with that cute girl i met.

Person 1) NICE!

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Small Tits Syndrome

When you're tits are so small it manages to ruin everything about your life. Everyone points it out, really manages to fuck with your head.

Guy 1: That Holly girl is pretty crazy you know? Pathological liar and that.
Guy 2: Nah g you can't be saying that. She has Small Tits Syndrome dude.

Guy 1: Screw that just cause her tits are small doesn't mean she can act like that Nathan kid

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Small Smiling Face

The face of pure evil. This 'small smiling face' was found on amazon, the user claiming to have '3 used and new'. Months after the faces were put on sale, reviews are roumers started circulating the globe about its great power beyond human control. Its source of power is unsure, voodoo, witchcraft, an experiment gone wrong? A team of top scientists are currently studying one of the rock like faces in a protected private area in Ohio. Avoid at all costs. For more details and to read the shocking reviews, search small smiling face on amazon, or enter 'small smiling face amazon' into google.

'my small smiling face has killed my mother.'

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small man's fever

a condition restricted to the little fellows of the world that harness "big guy" attitudes. Developed through years of being small with countless accounts of being laughed at.

GySgt Haney thought that after doing a tour on the drill field, his bad case of small man's fever would go way.

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