Nyan Toast

Nyan Toast is bread in which has been burnt fiften times the normal amount in the toaster. Not so shortly after, magical rainbows of many colours spurt out, and toast grows a head, and then prominently begins flying around your kitchen.

Guy1: Hey man, want some toast to ease the hangover?
Guy2: Sure, wanna' play some cod while it cooks?
Guy1: *puts toaster on*, then proceeds to play an extra long game of cod.
--10mins pass--
Guy1: Crap man the toast!
--Both run into the kitchen--
Guy2: OMG what the hell? *toast begins singing nyan and flying*
Guy1: Are we still fucking drunk, is that Nyan Toast?!

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Wank on toast

1. A negative expression of profound disgust for a particular subject, item or occurance.

2. used to describe that an idea (quite often a management decision) is pointless/useless and therefore not worth persuing/entertaining the idea of.

1."What? the pub is shut...that's just wank on toast"

2."That fundraising idea is a pile of wank on toast"

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[milk toast]

A spineless wimp who is nonetheless twenty times the person as those stupid pseudo-intellectual emo's who do nothing but talk shit all day.

Yeah, TJ was milk toast, but at least he's not a douchebag emo

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french toast

First you pre-heat your steam iron to the highest setting. Wisk 1 large egg in liquid measuring cup. Add 1 tsp of vanilla extract, and 2 Tbsp of bread crumbs. Tilt your head upwards and pour egg mixture into your mouth, but do not swallow. While maintaining you head in tilted position, hold pre-heated iron above your mouth and touch your tongue to the hot surface of the iron for at least 6 seconds. Cool off tongue with maple syrup and whipped cream, and viola, french toast.

Johnny, why are you talking so funny? Johnny- "I bur my ung makin fren oas". Translator- He said he burnt his tongue making french toast.

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Tea & Toast

A term relating to getting sex...
Can be used when refferring to a one night stand or a repeat performance...

(Origin: N.H - Bournemouth :p )

'You get some tea & toast last night??'

'Where you going?' ... 'For tea & toast!'

'Tea & toast???' 'YEAA BOII!!'

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Sex on Toast

When translated into Finnish it will become Ville Valo the extreemely SEXY lead singer of HIM

HoLy SHiT! Ville Valo is "Sex on Toast"

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shit on toast

To put "shit on toast" is an expression of how awesome something is. When you really like something - a song, for example - it is your "jam." And what do we do with jam? We put it on toast. As a result, anything awesome is shit put on toast.

Did you see that one-armed clown riding the unicycle over that pile of puppies?

Hells yes! I put that shit on TOAST!

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