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The state of talking in mock form about ones own thoughts or "t o t s" as mockers refer to it as. This is commonly followed by "now huhhhh" which can also be in mock form if chosen.
Halter: "ooooohhhooohh he didn't even hit dat guy. oohhhhhohohhhhh."
Jp: "I like penis."
Halter: "I WIKE DICK OHHHHOHHHHH" (seizure) "oohhhohhhh" (seizure)"Mocking my own tots now huhuuuhhhhhh t o t s huhhhhuuuuuh"
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the truth.
ELI FIORE OWNS LAUREN WHATEVER in koosh.
<3
omg, eli just pwnt lauren in koosh.
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A phrase used when somone gets owned.
Person one: "Aww man, the person in front of me got the last ice cream cone."
Person Two: "Owned your boat!"
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The act of sucking your own dick because it is either very long or you are very flexible.
Alfred and Jake were kicked out of the blow your own horn club when they could not reach their cocks.
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A man whom you now "own" but initially rented from 1-800-rent-a-stud. After the initial 90 day trial period, you decided he was a keeper. Besides, the finance options were just too good to pass up. All payments on your rent-a-stud are now applied to your own-a-stud....and he's worth every damn penny!
I'm telling you, Darlene. My 1-800-rent-a-stud turned out to far exceed my expectations. I even pawned my Grandmother's ring just so I could afford the 1-800-own-a-stud option. But he was worth ever cent!
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Meme phrase used mostly by Leftists and Centrists against Conservatives and Identitarians, when there Liberal arguments are bad.
Libshit: Fascism and xenophobia is on the rise in Europe and the US because racist stupid hillybillys are easily led by fear and anger. Unlike Liberal intellectuals like myself, who rejects fascists like Donald Drumpf and Putin, on the fact-based grounds that they will genocide all Blacks, Jews, Muslims, LGBTQ+ people and political opposition.
Conservative: No, Trump and Putin are not fascists who want to murder political opposition and non-whites. Trump only wants to give the US a better border security and stop illegal immigration, and Putin only wants to restore pride and order into Russia, not murder murder people.
"The rise of fascism in Europe" argument is also stupid because those "fascist waves" are only Populist and Nationalistic waves that wants to destroy the globalist project of Europe, the EU. As well as restoring the national pride and identity of one's nation and securing the borders of one's nation.
If border security is fascism so be it. But Trump and Putin are clearly not fascists.
Libshit: Heh, wow got me. Libtards owned epic style, am I right!
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performing oral sex on your self
you cant get none if you must toss your own salad
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