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painted middle finger

When someone paints their middle finger they are incredibly gay.

beau: Hey have you seen ellaโ€™s painted middle finger.
jodie: Yeah iโ€™m so proud of her

by lolgetwrecked October 19, 2020


gold-painted turd

Something that has excessive hyperbole and popularity, pawned off as being great and excellent, when, underneath all the hoopla and hype, is actually quite pathetic, obnoxious, overpraised, and downright overrated.

As for the TV show "Grey's Anatomy", what a gold-painted turd.

by RDS May 11, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


paint the town red

To go out and have a good a time. Usually, but not requiring, the aid of alcohol or other mind altering substances. The phrase come from an Englishman who after a fox hunt (because that's what the British do ) got so drunk with buddies that they literally found some paint and proceed to go all extreme makeover: village edition on the town.

You frank, wanna go paint the town red later?

by Not that guy you think I am. September 3, 2010

349๐Ÿ‘ 143๐Ÿ‘Ž


Painting The Room White

an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.

Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.

Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!

by The Erection July 2, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


war paint

vaginal secretions still on a lesbian lover's face

I wish Belinda would wash off the war paint when she is done doing Lizzie orally.

by SheilaW September 29, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stir the paint

When you fuck the puss and get those juices flowing, then eat it, then repeat.

I love for my guy to stir the paint.

by BAbyDP June 18, 2017

12๐Ÿ‘ 113๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 8, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž