paper eater

someone who only eats paper

'' omg what are they doing''
'' don't worry there a paper eater''

paper titties

A girl's boobs when she stuffs her bra.

Guy #1: She has nice boobs
Guy #2: No, those are paper titties

paper cricket

A new push pin that has a clip, which allows for papers to be slipped into without puncturing or damaging the piece. Good for artists, students, businessmen, and teachers.

John: "You have any tacks I can borrow?"
George: "I got paper crickets you can use."

Paper Technician

Someone in IT who has a bunch of certifications but is totally incompetent when it comes to doing actual work.

Mark reinstalled the heatsink without the CPU, filling the socket with thermal paste, he's such a paper technician.

Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.

If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."

Print a paper

The excuse to bring someone into your dorm room to have sex. This works especially well as a cover story if you actually have a printer. Can also be used as a euphemism for having sex on campus

Ted and Grace won't be here for a bit. They went to Ted's dorm room to print a paper

Wall Paper

When a guy cums on a girl and then throws money so it sticks to her.

A: Dude, i totally wall papered this girl last night
B: No way, how much did you spend
A: I stuck a five to her forehead and a one to her cheek.

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