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Parker

Parker is a terrible person that is a man ho and try’s to cheat on u with ur best friend but they reject him because he is super ugly ,has a dry personality, and oh yeah is dating ur friend

Girls friend:adds Parker on sc

Parker: is dating girl
Parker:hits on girls friend
Girl:breaks up with him
Parker: wonders why she left him

by Fuck parker May 10, 2019


Parker

the definition of overcompensation. and who gets mad over small things and can be a prick cause he is rich.

Hey that kid Parker he is rich.

by angry rich bitch January 1, 2020


Parker

PARKER'S A FEMALE NAME DUMBASSES

Parker's not a guy name

by Yoooooooy April 24, 2022


Parker

Parker will be one of the most cocky, funniest, caring, cute person you will know. He will try to help if you aren't doing okay, he'll make you feel emotional, but most of all, he'll make you feel like you are someone in this world😊 So suggest you find a guy named Parker and make him your bestfriend before life for you gets sucky again! Hurry, go find a Parker now😌

Parker: hi
You: Hi
Parker: what's up
You: Being sad
Parker: Why are you sad?
You: Idk
Parker: Wanna talk
You: Yeah

*talks for a little to help*

by Rhianna Jade November 2, 2019


Parker

A gorgeous, tall, and cute guy. Usually blonde haired and blue eyed. A Parker is super sweet to everyone he meets. He cares a little too much about his reputation but loves to have fun. He's extremely smart and knows what he is doing. Everybody wants a Parker to explain the chem homework. Parkers are always willing to put their best foot forward and help anyone in need. They make the best boyfriends and even better friends. Getting close to him will make you're life so much brighter. A Parker's smile can light up the entire room. Parkers are always mediators. When there's an argument a Parker is always the first to close it kindly and make everyone wish they were as kind. Parker's are always there. You can't ever miss these handsome lovers.

Parker never ceases to make my day!

by BeanyestBean November 8, 2018


Parker

Parkers are usually friendly on the outside and act cool around new people, but as you get to know them they start to show how much of an ass they can be. Parkers can be a very toxic partner, or a really nice one, but its more often than not that they arent good.

"Oh my gosh, is your bf actually a PARKER???!?!?!?"
"Bless your hearyt!""

by TheOneTrueKingUnderTheMountain October 13, 2022


Parker

A guy who will act super nice at first. Is into sports and has lots of friends who are douchebags but seems different until you really get to know him. Once you do, you better run because he gets super possessive, argumentative and never lets you have an opinion. He may have a large dick but don't let it fool you as his personality is actually total shit and due to his cockiness he doesn't understand how to take no for an answer.

Person 1: "Wow I fucked Parker last night. Best sex EVER."
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.

by urbanspite January 31, 2018