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A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.
Jordan has a very nice penis patty.
A women who's breasts and ass are very flat.
Fuckboy 1: DUDE THAT GIRL WAS SO PRETTY
Fuckboy 2 : Nah man, she was a patty flattie.
A choice of two things but both are equally as awful as the other. You don’t want to choose either of them, but a decision has to be made.
Sam was given a patty ultimatum of either going to the run down casino or babysitting a stranger’s baby. With a deadline, he had to make a decision between these horrible options.
used to describe someone on point, with their highlight popping, and their cheekbones so sharp it can Donald Trumps hair
You looking good, Patty with the cheekbones
A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.
Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
Two black dudes smashing out a pale white girl.
Me and my bro met this pastey white chick last night. We ended up having a peppermint patti.
A well define women whom is a great mother and the best girlfriend possible,with a heart of gold and all the strength needed to withstand the bullshit from j-hole.
If all women were like "Pattie Crider"the world would be a better place.