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1. the best band on the face of this planet, composed of the best bassist, guitar, vocal, and drummer. Absolutely original and amazing, so good i want to cry, they have always been the best and always will be.
Dude, have you heard the song Scar Tissue, by Red Hot CHili Peppers?
"Yeah, that song is so amazing, i want to cry, actually the whole band is just uber cool!"
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The Mexican pepper grinder is when a girl gives you a handjob but does it like she is twisting a pepper maker. Then “salsa” comes out and you both enjoy some chips and salsa.
Doctor,”why are you in the ER?”
Me,” last night me and my girlfriend did the Mexican pepper grinder”
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When a man takes a big massive crap that Is still solid and then proceeds to take his fecal matter and shove it in a woman's vagina then begins to pack it in with his erected penis
Oh dude that chick was a total rock star , she let me get that stuffed bell pepper.
Omg girl !! He just gave me the best stuffed bell pepper I've ever had!!
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the red hot chili peppers are indeed the greatest band of all time. i like the current members best (john frusciante = guitar, chad smith = drums, flea real name is micheal balzary = bass and anthony kiedis = vocals). I went to thier concert from the by the way tour when it was in toronto (may 13 2003). it was awesome. we got backstage tickets and i got to meet my idol (john frusciante...I LUV U) and it was pretty cool cuz i was only 11!!!!! i met the rest of the band too and i got the pics to prove it!!!!!!
the red hot chili peppers make the best music ever.
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A special Christmas burger that's served with bell pepper
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jingle Bell Pepper Burger, you should try it!"
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A tampon with hot sauce on it, to be inserted into a person's rectum.
I got tired of my boyfriend asking me to put a finger in his butt, so I gave him a Red Hot Chili Pepper to let him know it had to stop.
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The greatest band in the world. EVER! Containing Anthony Kiedis, with his amazingly original singing-rap style, John Frusciante, i.e. God with a guitar, Flea, the greatest bassist in the world, and Chad Smith, who is an amazing drummer. Add that to their love for each other, and you get the greatest band in the world.
"Hey, you know the chilis?"
"Oh, the greatest band in the world?"
"Yeh"
"Yeh"
"Well they rock, dude!"
"Yeh, I know!"
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