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A wonderful, cute, and precious female dog. She is a great hunting dog.
Emma: pet colbe your so cute
Amy: your sure right about that
To drive someone to masterbation by prolonged periods of dirty talk
I subjected nikki to heavy verbal petting , until she took her self off for some hand relief.
John: Jake and I are about to Wonder Pets the shit outta group project
Karen: You're whattt?
John: We are gonna work as a team to kick ass on the project
A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).
Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.
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the very correct way of spelling the past tense of "pet"
person 1-"i just petted my dog"
person 2-"petted is not a word"
person 1-"shut up"
Aka. W.A.F.T.P.; A gesture that you should take some time out of your busy week to spend time your pets. You have been at work all week and you have barely spent any time with your pets. As we all know to five to six hours at home, in the late afternoon and evening, when your awake, is not much time; and on weekdays you usually have a lot of other things to take care of long before you can spend some time with your family and pets. If you have time to hang out with a bunch of your male friends to watch sports and drink, which for the record you could do any day of the week, not just Saturdays, then you have time to stay home, spend time with your family, including your pets, and have a good time together. The physical and emotional needs of your pets and your family come first. Even if you are not dating or married, if you have pet, you should be ensuring that their needs are being met adequately, before you go and hang out with your friends; and you should be spending a descent amount of time with your pet so they know that you care about them.
In some random conversation,
Boyfriend: I am going over to Kenny's house to watch football tonight.
Girlfriend: But you have not spent any time with me and Pabu all week. You should stay home and spend some time with us. We could a movie together.
Boyfriend: Sorry, but Saturdays are for the boys.
Girlfriend: Seriously. That is your reason. Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned weekends are for the pets. Please stay with me. You should spend more time with Pabu. He's your dog too.
Boyfriend: Okay. I'll spend the evening with you two then.