The most useless thing you ever learnt that existed, the area of a circle
person 1: i need to calcuwlate the awea of this cwircle I will use Pi r2
person 2: genuinely what the hell is wrong with you
The true god.
Pi d is grand.
Pi d is great.
Pi d better than toastism.
Pi d is the lord of us all.
He is the lord of qwerty.
All hail Pi d.
A group of ladies bumholes in a sexual gathering which is smoked by a raging phallus of great length and width..
Jesus ladies you’ve got a smoke pies, your bullet holes are wide and open now...
When you meditate on the number π through all five senses, by disconnecting from the use of all technology with screens—only a pen and paper allowed, if need be—in the hope of experiencing an aha!
Going barefoot, being naked or/and blindfolded, and wearing a mask are some recommended frames of mind for those who are serious enough to put themselves in a pi posture.
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A condition resulting from investing hot sauce usually apparent hours after or the following day.
Don't use dat hot sauce on yo tacos, it'll gov you the pies. Use this one instead.
When the number π has undergone many transformations over the centuries from being merely associated to a circle to identifying itself with infinite series, the bell curve, and even the possible communication with extraterrestrials—from geometry and trigonometry to statistics and probability to infinity and astronomy.
Last March, the Dalai Lama wishes everyone at the math conference, “Happy Pi Reincarnation!”
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