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mainly for men. when you have a boner, you know its hard to take a piss in the toilet so you "leak the lemon" in the bath tub. if you tub piss don't forget to wash it down after you grody asswholes.
Hans- Hey i gotta pee, i'll be right back.
Kith- Your gonna miss cuz u have a boner.
Hans- true, i'll just tub piss.
Kith- o yaaa totally forgot bout that.
While ‘smoking up’ with the lads and you get the munchies and decide to order McDonalds, a banana milkshake is known as Shrek’s piss
Jake asked Jay to order him twenty chicken nuggets and shreks piss from Mac D’s
When the taste of your penis is described by the taste of piss. A common symptom is not being able to pee when high.
Maddie said to her friends “ew Tom has piss dick”
A sexual attraction to piss
John: Dude, Jessica is so hot I might ask her out.
Bob: I wouldn't if I were you, i heard she has a piss kink
When someone has super small skinny eyes.
Boy #1: Wow Jenny has such bad piss eyes
Boy #2: agreed
(n.) (Australian slang) /pist min duh/ A drunk individual; an inebriated person.
In other words, a shit-faced dickhead.
'Get off the road, you bloody pissed minnda!'
When you gotta pee so bad that your bladder hurts and you fel like you have a second gut.
Dude 1. Yea so she was all like lemme give you head so naturally I said hell yea but you'll never guess what she had-
Dude2. Sorry dude but I gotta Super Piss right quick
Girl1. Come say something to me punk! you can't mess with me I do yoga and stuff!
Girl2. Listen u little blond beeyotch you have no idea how lucky you are that I have to super piss!!
Girl1. Nope ur jus scared of m yoga toned thighs
Girl 2 punches girl one out. "I should super piss on you." spits on girl1