pocket asian

An Asian that easily fits anywhere one chooses to place it. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on how one uses it.

Compliment: “I passed my math test because of my pocket Asian.” give thumbs up
Insult: “Your girl must have left you since you were a pocket Asian!” insert evil laugh

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pocket money

1. Money that is in one's pocket and available for discretionary spending.

2. An excuse used in place of the real reason for a decision.

Guy1: Are you going to take your wife to the show?
Guy2: No, I already spent my pocket money on my girlfriend.

HR: Should we go ahead and hire that consultant?
Boss: No. He likes moonlighting for the pocket money.

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ham pocket

a vagina, the orifice in which you insert your sausage

Her ham pocket is oosing a green fluid, I think she may have an infected ham pocket

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Dick pocket

Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables

I have some money in my dick pocket

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Pocket Boyfriend

A slang term used to describe a vibrator, i.e. a "boyfriend" that you can fit in your pocket.

Me: Jenny, what is that in your purse?
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*

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Pocket dial

Your pockets way of annoying your friends and family

Guy 1: Hello
Pocket dial: static
Guy 1: just got pocket dialed

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Pocket Pepper

1. Born out of the #metoo movement as a way for women to take back the power, a pocket pepper is a penis bulge in a bro’s pants. Especially tight pants. Like a male cameltoe.

Hey Becky, check out the sweet pocket pepper on Chad.

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