zero-trick pony

A one-trick pony who has worn out his one trick, or, in fact, never had a trick at all.

Opie: "OMG, I hear Seth Rogen is fat and smokes weed in his new movie, but still gets with a hot girl! Let's go see it!"

Peter: "Na, he's a zero-trick pony. Let's watch The Money Pit instead."

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riding the bologna pony

In the act of screwing.

1. "Look at her go, she riding the bologna pony."

2. "Oh, yeah she is a pro at riding the bologna pony."

3. "In five minutes you too can ride the bologna pony."

4. "Riding the bologna pony gets me going and makes my day."

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Grab 'em by the Pony

The way Dutch people quote Trump's "Grab her by the poosi" without disturbing their children and staying politically correct.

Greg: I think female independence is a major step for equalit---
PaulAnde: Just grab 'em by the pony

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Pony Huttchen

A verb in German used to pick up cheap prostitutes.

I'm gonna grab some pony huttchen.

Ich hutche meine Pony.

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Pony Pull

The act of pulling on a girls hair with both hands while having sex from the rear and screaming hee yaww and shaking your hands up and down . This often results in a very unnatural wave of the females hair that can be spotted by everyone post intercourse.

JOHN: Damn, why does her hair getting so messy.

DOE: That is because she is getting a quick "Pony Pull" in the back.

JOHN: What a wh*re.............. Id still hit it.

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pony roleplay

Its when someone goes on a social media website and role-play's as a pony and says sexually things like for example *pulls down your pants* or other weird things its a strange pony fetish.

rainbow dash:*pulls down pants*

spike:*blush's*

Tommie: I am going to leave this chatroom because this is strange what is this?

Bobby: its called pony roleplay that's what some bronies do.

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bearded pony

A gay jockey who got married to hide his alternative lifestyle.

Oh yeah, supergay. Now he's just another bearded pony.

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