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When you get your asshole railed and your lower intestine crammed full of fat, hard cock without the use of lubricant.
I was so horny, not to mention hungry at my Weight Watchers meeting that I went home with the old fat guy and he gave me a hot pork cramwich.
I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.
A phrase used to cut the sentence or the video.
"Hi guys m- John pork is calling."
When the ass is so bad your hands gotta teach it a lesson
I was straight smangin' that booty and I had to put 5 on the pork.
Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.
Slang for having sex for the first time or after a particularly long period of time...
Person 1: "So Johnny's finally got a girlfriend!"
Person 2: "Yeah he's definitely gonna pork some vag!"
military turm meaning stupid question.
"are we suppose to do that, that way?"
"Is a pigs pussy pork?"
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The slowest walking speed possible. Only fat old security guards with short stumpy legs can achieve this incredibly slow rate of movement. Given a headwind and a hangover the Pork Scotch walk can compete with continental drift for lack of swiftness.
Is that fat guy sleeping on his feet?
No he's on his way to work. He's so old and flabby he can't go any faster than a Pork Scotch walk.
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One who uses his heat-seeking-moisture-missle to fend off an intruding mutton dagger.
Holy Crap, Did you see those faggots playing PORK SWORD FIGHTER?
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