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Some fruity kid that has a bunch of piercings, possibly tattoos (depends, because some of them puss out when they realize what idiots they will look like), pretends that their lives suck as they come to school/work in the luxury sports car their daddy bought them (black, of course "like their soul"), and goes around dissing everyone's music or anyone that listens to a band that has a fanbase of over 2 because it's so not cool to listen to a band that more than 2 people have heard of. Music talent may vary, but mostly they are worthless sacks of shit, so you can only assume the music they make sucks. Also tend to write really awful and morbid poetry, with their only friend the Thesaurus so it makes them look more intelligent than they actually are (which most of them AREN'T).
Last thing that should be mentioned is that they usually wear clothing with a lot of patches on them that don't make any sense, or try to show off their "awesome" nonconformist way, but do not realize they ARE, in fact, conforming. They fit in with the queer crowd quite nicely...
Basically... well, yeah, this trend needs to END... Now go start a terrible grind core band named "Murdering Kittens", and try to look even "cooler".
Cool Goth/Punk 1: Dude, I have so many piercings
Cool Goth/Punk 2: Naw, dude, I have more piercings...
Frustrated father: Kids, kids... Lets settle this... You are both faggots..
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Wears Thrasher, the 2 XL shirts and a hoodie for weeks on end without changing. Stands there with his board looking extra Radical for scene points but doesn't even try skate when he knows how to do nothing.
puts his face book status as "skating all day" I love skating" "gotta skate more" - but the only time they skate is just down the smooth road to the shop.
Also says people who walk holding their trucks on theirs kateboards are posers and 'truck touchers' ahaha
skate boarding poser.
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Someone who claims to know a lot about rap and doesn't understand hip hop is a culture not just music. Someone who listens to the radio and only watches b.e.t. a bunch of lames who don't know shit about rap or the old school or underground but act like there hip hop genius . Most of the time posers will say they like a rapper but they've only heard 1 to a few songs courtesy of mtv and there local radio station, also they follow the latest trend in rap while a real hip hop head just dresses like a regular person. Ex: wearing skinny jeans.
Me: nice Eazy E shirt bro.
Poser: I love my 64 I heard it on the radio the other day and I loved it so I bought the shirt. Everyone has one. Me: its called boyz in da hood stupid hip hop poser so do you like n.w.a? Poser: what's n.w.a?
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Someone who doesn't actually like the rapping group Odd Future, but uses abbreviations of the group such as "Golf Wang", or "Trash Wang", and shows support of the rapping group because they think they're cool. Not because they actually like the group.
Anyone with common sense #:1 "I know this kid named Dune who's a HUGE Odd Future poser."
Anyone with common sense #2: "What a asshole. Everyone knows Dune's a Odd Future poser. Its well known."
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1. A person who dresses like a poser and also a hipster at the same time but fails to pull off either one well enough and thus ends up being ironic. They tend to wear tshirts that they buy from Threadless, converse shoes and skate shoes (particularly Vans). They also wear a lot of plaid.
2. Someone who is deliberately dressing as an ironic poser hipster for the sake of mocking actual ironic poser hipsters.
Ugh look at Amelie, she can't even dress like a poser - she's mixing in hipster in bad quantities, what an ironic poser hipster!
Christina always pulls off ironic poser hipster so ironically - she's super talented!
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1)Fake biker, Might or might not even own a bike, but has a bike rack on car. Following a fad.
2)A person who owns a bike rack on top of they're car and not use it, also improperly installed, ex. having only front towers for the poser fairing, having towers extremely close together to make the runners shoot up to the sky, backwards installation.
3)A person with a roof rack that will forever always be in mint condition. Fairing might have lots of stickers. They might also be carrying random stuff like wheels, tires, barrels on their racks.
4)Usually found on modified vehicles.
Dude puts a rack on his car because he saw other people do it and he wants to follow them since it is "Cool". He does not in any way uses the rack at all. This makes him a bike rack poser.
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Those Jr. High kids who act like they're abused and have it out for society. They often experiment with homosexuality to show their "liberal, open minded views" when in actuality, are trying to get attention, just like any other fake lesbian dumbass.
What happened to Jenna?
She couldn't make any friends, so she went poser goth dike.
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