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Posting random shit while shit-faced on beer, wine, vodka, and whiskey. Kinda what I'm doing right now.
I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.
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One who is driven to constantly post (comment) on social media just to see ones name. Also the act tagging copious amounts of people in their picture post who have no interest in the pic. Also to include knowingly asking the same question posted many times before to an interest group or message board. First used by George Panzitta in Facebook Dj Idea Sharing in early 2013.
Sally creates a ton of post pollution in all of our Facebook news feeds.
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A fence post that a person kicks/ hits/ curses at instead of the actual person they are angry with
He took his frustration with his little brotther out on the kicking post
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Any internet post (typically on Snapchat) that is meant to be spread and reposted from account to account.
Sarah only posts chain posts on her Snapchat story about sliding up and saying "bet".
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Post-Malonnial, noun: An individual of the generation younger than Millennials, usually born later than 1998. A play on the edgy modern musician's title "Post Malone" coupled with the thought of "post-Millennial."
plural: Post-Malonnials
"I can't stand these Post-Malonnials, their shitty pop music, their ghosting, and their hookup game bullshit."
"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."
">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."
"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"
"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."
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A Facebook post that acquires a significant amount of 'likes' but fails to arouse any meaningful amount of discussion. These are usually funny but irrelevant pictures or short, vague status updates no really one cares about.
I was disappointed to find that my picture of penguins humping each other at the zoo quickly became a 'like' post.
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1. (noun) After a pre-gauge, the gauged and the guager get together and discuss the friendship-threatening prank and discussed what we learned from it.
"I was crying my eyes out during the post-gauge... who knew that I would learn so much about myself by having my best friend drive my car into the lake!"
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