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Sloppy Pumpkin

Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.

He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.

by FarmToTable November 28, 2021


sloppy pumpkin

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.

I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.

by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019


Bosnian Pumpkin

An tiny, adorable & snuggly eastern European man.

I love that lil' Bosnian Pumpkin. I want to squeeze him!

by bird-on-a-wire October 12, 2018


pumpkins worship

a word Jackson Langley made up to describe music that sounds like smashing pumpkins. See: Sabbath Worship.

-bro you know that song that's like vrum vrum vrum vrum BREEEEEEE vrummmmmm?
-sounds like some pumpkins worship crap man...

by brojam3000 April 15, 2021


Pelvic Pork Pumpkin

A Penis, also known as a gourd, and yogurt hose. Used for pissin, and splugin'.

The Pelvic muscle that allows us to make crotch goblins.

Peter used his pelvic pork pumpkin to pork his homie, chris.

by pixluxxmakesmusiciguess April 16, 2023


Brown Pumpkin

When you stick your fingers up your ass and make someone smell it while fucking their dad

Abi gives Wrett a brown pumpkin

by John Jamie December 20, 2022


Pumpkin Floozie

It is a dog who is a Floozie. Most of the time a Chihuahua. This Floozie likes pumpkins then shakes it for money or food.

My dog Cruise is such a Pumpkin Floozie. We couldn't get him off the street corner last Halloween.

by thelovinggirlfriend904 June 13, 2018