race card

A list of runners and riders, the weight they carry and the distance and conditions of a horse race.

Chinaski studied his race card, it was a $8000 claimer for fillies and mares of three years old and upwards, over six furlongs. Randy Rita was paying five to one.
"I'll take that any day", he thought.

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drag race

A race for idiots who have no driving skills, running in a straight line like idiots.

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Nog Race

A game of mario kart with four players, usually on rainbow road, where friendships are broken and enemies made. The loser of this intense race is dutifully obligated to chug a quart of egg nog, usually ending with their puking the still cold nog right back up.

Man, that was one hell of a nog race last night, Tim puked everywhere.

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out of the race

A phrasal adjective used to indicate that the speaker has to leave.

See OTR.

A: Are you going to stick around and watch the next game?
B: Sorry, I'm out of the race.
A: All right, take it easy.
B: Later.

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snail race

When you are inebriated on some type of drug that slows you down. You feel as if everything is in slow motion. Coined by Lil Wayne best rapper alive.

I like Promethazine, I'm in the snail race.

Purple got me movin slow, like I'm in a snail race.

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Race Protector

A person, usually a white liberal, tries to call a person a racist for saying any racial slur, racist comment or prejudice phrase. But if the slur, comment or phrase is against a white man it is not racist.

White Man: Ha, Pancho is such a stereotypical wet back.
Other White Man: Yes! And Darrel is a stereotypical black chicken and cool-aid man.
White Liberal: Racists! I'm gonna tell everyone you two are racists! Bitch.
White Man: I so hate any Race Protector like you.

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Sack Race

When someone runs a race with their nuts or testicles out of their pants.

Yo man i sack raced Tom and i won,with my nuts out on the street.

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