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When you see something so tragic that you get the opposite of a boner.
Boner: Hot girl has a wardrobe malfunction.
Reverse boner: You catch an old fat guy in your bed masturbating while he eats a fish a jelly sandwich and laughs at you because he hacked your Xbox profile and is ruining your great Call of Duty record. And he killed your newborn and sick kitten with the bone from the chicken that you were going to eat for lunch and is using the fur as a fake mustache.
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The effect of sunglasses on your face around the eyes causing a lighter skin tone in comparison to the rest of you skin.
Since he was wearing his sunglasses, hours in the sun had left timmy with a reverse panda.
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When a man receives oral sex from a woman while she is shitting.
That reverse blumpkin stunk.
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Wooing a person you desire via Facebook posts while posing as a dead semi-famous person.
I've been using the 'reverse cyrano' on Audrey to no avail.
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Transforming the Stalker into the Stalkee by utilizing IP trackers on your myspace page, and labeling peoples IP addresses. This can be also used to see who read your status updates, blog, looked at pictures; and how often. Best utilized after bumping known IP addresses with friends.
The Reverse Stalk is when you check your IP tracker compulsively to see who's been checking your page and how often.
"John found my Ip tracker page and totally knows I have been reverse stalking him."
"I was reverse stalking and found that john hit up my page today 8 times... he is so into me"
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n. the act of sticking ones' penis backwards through ones' legs while reaching behind ones' thighs to grab the shaft of the penis and masturbate furiously with an end goal of profusely spanking ones' balls like a boxer hitting a speedbag.
v. to commit the act of reverse speedbagging.
"Oh man, Eva was so hot that Chris told me he went home, busted out the croc butter and reverse speedbagged all night."
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Running fully clothed through a nudist colony.
Hey man, lets put on our three-piece suits and go reverse streaking trough the nudist colony!
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