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Roman Santangelo is a man who can simply not hang. Upon announcing to him he can’t hang he crashes out and proceeds to say “I’ve been drinking since I was 7.” After a statement like that everyone can’t help but notice he is guilty of (not being able to hang). Good luck partying with buddy past balls am. You can find him bobbing for dick on the couch.
‘‘Bro dude is acting like Roman Santangelo right now”
When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage
Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw
A way of pleasuring one’s self by tightly wrapping a thin rope around their genial, tying the other end to a horse then having the horse gallop away. When the rope comes undone unblocks the blood flow back into the genitals, transpiring into great pleasure.
Tom had never tried the Roman Horse Rope Pull, but when he got to his uncle’s ranch he knew it was time.
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Letters for when you don't feel like saying numbers
Dude 1: god I hated MMXX
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: 2020 in Roman Numerals
Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy is an idiom referring in a negative way to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards.
The mandatory course "Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy" was just another useless program forced on students by the progressive academics desperate to prop up their failing careers.
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The supposid "Head Of The Table" for wwe, has had the undisputed title for more than 1000 Days, and considers himself the GOAT of WWE, yet he somehow only managed to wrestle 11 times in 2023. His "title defenses" all follow the same formula in which someone from the bloodline will interfere with the match and reigns will end once again as "champion". Roman Reigns fits the very defintion of Paper Champion
Roman Reigns is a paper champion who only defends his title once in a blue moon, while he enjoys his long vacations and ignores the challenges of the real wrestlers.
The current universal wwe champion, who thinks he's gigachad
Roman Reigns looks like gigachad