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An older woman who unintentionally becomes a cougar when she is crushed up against a younger man on a crowded train or bus.
Guy 1: Dude, you smell like perfume! Guy 2: Yea, man, the subway was packed this morning. I was embraced by a rush hour cougar!
5👍 5👎
What a loser gets when excited
"Ooh, Creed gives me such a psyche-rush, I love them!!!"
1👍 7👎
a faggoteer from tekken zaibatsu, who gives handjobs behind the local goodyear tire shop.
"yo can i get one of them good handjobs?"
"not from me, so you better go ask ambient rush, the faggoteer"
1👍 7👎
when you're in a hurry and need to go to work as fast as you can, but you suddenly start to panic you've lost your phone or didn't switched off the iron
-Why are you so late, i wonder?
- I had a last morning rush because i couldn't find my phone
2👍 2👎
An good show, if you actually took the time to WATCH IT. I mean, sure I miss 'Hey Arnold', 'Roco's Modern Life' and all the other good old shows, but I think it's time to accept that Nickelodean has developed into something new, more mainstream.Oh and by the way, I hate all the other shows on Nick besides Spongebob, esp. iCarly. Anyway, It's a good show about 4 boys who are hockey players from Minnesota, and they finally get a chance to form a band and hopefully become famous. I think it has a good message and I love the songs, even though they might be a bit gay. I thought it was going to be a retarded show too, I'm going to be honest. Everytime I saw the commericial I was so annoyed, but then I watched it with my little sister and I like it. (Cartoon Network still owns though.)
Jim: Did you see that new gay show on Nick "Big Time Rush"??? I miss the old shows.....
Jon: No, I don't spend my time watching kid shows so I can post a bad definition about them on Urban Dictionary.
Jim: Uhh..... I don't do that.....
Jon: Yeah grow. up Jim.
191👍 421👎
Terrible TV show that is based off the band but is in no way the actual truth on what the band does. Thus making it more shitty than it already is. The band itself makes terrible music that sounds good the first time you listen to it, but after listening to it the second time, becomes annoying and irritating, making you want to destroy your ears or commmit suicide. Basically loved by today's generation of girls that get their panties soaking wet after listening to these types of shitty boy bands. See Shit.
Girl: Omg Big Time Rush is so fucking amazing!!
*SLAPS*
Boy: BITCH, THAT SHOW AND BAND IS EXACTLY WHY OUR GENERATION SUCKS.
20👍 35👎
when a girl gives a guy head and blows it across his entire body
i had to take a shower after that white russian.
7👍 11👎