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1) A salad that is unpleasant looking in appearance and lacks taste. The lettuce leafs are wilted like an old womans breasts and resemble more of a brown color than green. The leafs are soggy and are hard to chew. Not fresh and crisp. The toppings normally are not fresh either and lacking in taste. The tomatoes are normally soft and squishy and the croutons are hard as rocks. The dressing normally is extra runny with no flavor.
2) Used to describe a salad from a restaurant Amanda chose for us to eat at in OCEAN CITY MARYLAND.
Hey Amanda, I sure hope the crab cakes are going to taste better than this "FRUMPY SALAD" they just served us.
Like Tossing a salad but you add your own "meat"
Me and Devon gave Jessica a Caesar salad Devon provided the meat while I tossed the salad
A sexual manoeuvre that involves weird, dirty, often scatological components.
Man, I was fooling around with Angie last night when she wanted me to give her a basement salad - I said “no way” and split...
Less Formal than a Dinner Date, More Formal than a Coffee Date.fac
Kevin and I didn't want The Pressure of a Dinner Date and we're past Coffee Dates, So we went on a Salad Date
When one ingests large amounts of salad, shits it into their bed/resting place, and sleeps in it.
Hey, Dana, I had a bad day. I might be in for a salad dump tonight
A guy who eats out a girl after you've giving her a creampie.
Girl to guy after sex: now be my salad strainer
The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.
Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night