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Sandy Searles Miller Elementary School

Shady school with kids who bring drugs every two weeks. One teacher brought drugs and got fired the next day. There were a group of kids from 2014 to 2018 called the Jotos. Honestly, no one know what happened to them. In fifth grade, they all got a class together, poor Ms Daniel. A sub molested two girls in 2017 and these two kids lit the dry ass grass on fire with some glasses and blamed it on a kid by putting a lighter in his backpack. Everyone there loses their innocence by third grade.

Haha yeah I went to sandy Searles miller elementary school...” “omg were the Jotos there?” “You should be more worries about the long ass name.”

by TheRapistOfBikiniBottomGen2 November 27, 2018


sandy crab cake

When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.

Amity loves sandy crab cakes!

by Sandycrabcakes-r-us April 17, 2016


sandy suprise

When you're fingering a girl at the beach and your hand is wet so you stick it in the sand and put it back inside her

Tom: dude, what you do with Monica at the beach? Jerry: I gave her a sandy suprise.

by Islamicllamas December 17, 2015


Sandy Franklin

A Sandy Franklin is a phrase used to describe the act of having sex doggy style, on the beach, while one of the participants is flying a kite. In order to be considered a genuine Sandy Franklin, all 3 conditions must be met, and the kite must remain airborne throughout the entire act.

You: I was flying a kite on the beach in Ocean City when I met a handsome man and we hit it off right away. He bent me over against a lifeguard stand and had sex with me. The kite stayed in the air the whole time!

Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.

by Shmessica Shmarman July 14, 2024


Sandy Towel

To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.

We where having sex on the beach but it hurt to much because of my sandy towel

by i fuckar tu madre August 08, 2011


Sandy Burger

When you shit on the beach then squish your juicy ass into your shit and in between your buns and then feed that pile of sandy burger to your partner

Hey Anthony, that sandy burger you made me earlier was almost as juicy as your ass

by javinator July 04, 2022


Sandy Pussy

What Screaming Bitches have.

"This screaming bitch has a real sandy pussy. Beating his pussy up like a codfish because he didn't win his Facebook argument and feel like the enlightened idiot he is."

by Fly Felix September 06, 2022