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Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.
"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"
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Somewhere that everyone has been before
Ged: “Yo Dan chill you’ve been in the hot seat before… Don’t make fun of pro surfer Morgan.”
The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.
Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.
Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.
I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.
A dildo with a suction cup, primarily used when sitting on a hard chair.
Did Rachel forget the Seat Pickle? I can’t sit on the hard restaurants booths without one.
The seat at the very front of a train that allows you to look out the front window and see where you're going
Hell yeah. This train has a foamer seat.
Implications of a sex between three people. three people to a seat.
Three to a seat is sweet.