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Second-Year Syndrome is when a second or later-year student becomes disillusioned with studying and with universities in general. They have lost the momentum of high-school, the excitement of first-year, and cannot see an end to their degree coursework. Students who suffer from Second-Year Syndrome usually either drop out entirely, or stop trying to gain those elusive High Distinctions, and do as little as possible to Pass.
Student 1: Where's Jamie?
Student 2: He's not coming to lectures anymore - he's got Second-Year Syndrome
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A car that can complete a quarter mile starting from a standstill in 10 seconds or less
packed with 620 horses, the ferrari 599 gtb fiorano flies by the quarter mile marker making it a 10 second car
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When you get high you go through different stages. The 1st stage is when you're really really stone and you can't stop laughing. After that you get very hungry and you can't stop eating....this is what we call the second stage.
Guys this joint made me feel really hungry I think I've reached the second stage.
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A phrase used in a describing a female that has had many sexual partners, and who is generally known as a whore.
"Look at that slut over there, she has had more pricks in her than a second hand dartboard."
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5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS) are an Australian band (not in the same category as boyband because they're all talented as shit as far as instruments) that consists of Luke Hemmings (vocals/guitar), Calum Hood (vocals/guitar), Michael Clifford (backing vocals/guitar), and Ashton Irwin (drums). Schoolmates Luke, Calum, and Michael formed 5sos in 2011, and Ashton was later added. They are the opening act for One Direction on the Take Me Home North American leg. Now, I could go all day about my feels and how much it hurts but I'll keep it at this: these boys are sex. their music is keeps me jamming. cake for life.
"Hey, what you think of 5 seconds of Summer?"
"5SOS MAKES ME WANT TO DIE"
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The degrading probability that you'll return a workout regimen after taking a day off.
The day after break from working out, the memory of going to the gym and not going to the gym are both fresh in your mind. Not going to the gym is a slightly fresher memory so I’ll say that getting a workout in has about a 40/60 chance of happening: second day syndrome. On the next day the probability drops to 30/70. Add that to the guilt of not having gone now for 3 days and you have a recipe for disaster.
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1) In literal terms: when the runner, in baseball, reaches second because of an error committed by the opposing team
2) Getting to second base by accidentally brushing against a women's breasts.
1) The batter got a base hit, but the ball was overthrown, so he reached second base on an error.
2) Guy 1: How far did you go?
Guy 2: What's it called if we were making out and I accidentally brushed against her titties?
Guy 1: Haha! You totally reached second base on an error.
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