shooting the goose

Masturbating, to the point of ejaculation.

Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?

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Shooting blanks

Sending a blank text message by mistake, or due to a phone malfunction of some kind.

Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."

Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."

Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"

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Shoot the Gap

This is when you're sitting on the toilet after a hellacious night of binge drinking, releasing the kraken of your asshole into the porcelain abyss, and you realize...

"Oh, man I'm gonna puke"

But there's no trash can in sight, so you have to "shoot the gap." For the gentleman, pull your cock and balls somewhere out of sight and aim..

This is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.

Oh, I missed...I missed...Stan, I'm so sorry. I couldn't shoot the gap.

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poop shoot

Knows as the anus.Or bumm hole where you shit.

Mommy I need to take a shit my Poop shoot is full. lmao

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Shoot the Booty

Ejaculating over your partners ass (booty) after you've had sex doggy style or anal sex with them

Man, Jess was so hot last night - after I rear ended her I had to pull out and Shoot the Booty!

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Shoot-her

When you put a shooter on your finger and shove it into a girls vagina. After which you then turn her upside down, fill the glass and then proceed to take the shot.

Buddy: Dude have you ever Shoot-hered someone?
Dots: Yah dude i tried it last night... but the glass broke...
Buddy: Atta Girl

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Shoot The Shit

It's a thing that true men do. It ussaly involves two men getting some shit(poop) and shooting it.

Father: Son today I'm going to make you a man.
Son: How?
Father: We're going to Shoot The Shit...literally.

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